What I Learned Today

Today I learned that a white person's idea of photojournalist photography consists of having a group of people jump in unison; the final shot being taken at the crest of their combined capriole.

I was reminded that milk and bread aren't the only things to disappear in the South at the first signs of snow; a Southerner's ability to drive will vanish as well.

Finally, I learned that a friend going through a hard time in his or her life, will frustratingly enough, have all the answers to the problems in yours.